doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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