508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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