please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
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SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
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Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
God I need to hump something, right now.
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