I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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