Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
"it" just moved
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
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