I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
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i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
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After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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