there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
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