He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
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woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
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So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
I had to cum in my sink.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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