3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
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She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
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He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
We need a shit load of segways right now
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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