lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
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hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
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I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
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