How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
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you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
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So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
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