I hate your face
Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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