he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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