Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
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no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
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I can't turn off my feet"
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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