"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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