anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
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