I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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