rhymes with "ouble enetration"
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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