Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
if only i could text you this smell
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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