You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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