You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
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