Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
Text me some of your sweat
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