we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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