plz talk dirty to me
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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