More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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