Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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