I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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