i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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