Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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