what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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