I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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