i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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