whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
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you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
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It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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