His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
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After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
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I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
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