she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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