ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
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I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
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She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
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