the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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