Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
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We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
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be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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