Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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