Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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