quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
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