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I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
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i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
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It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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