oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
This beer is not sobering me up at all
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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