David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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