ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
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I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
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Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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