that's an acceptable place to lick
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
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17 year olds will be the death of me.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
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I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I stole a fireplace last night.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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