Bisexual people are plain selfish.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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