so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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