the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
no you cant smoke seaweed
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
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Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
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What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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