There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
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and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
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My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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