you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
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After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
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Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." π ππ·
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
I had to cum in my sink.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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