so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
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I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
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He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
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