Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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