Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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